“If you’re a painter, paint. But you don’t have to put Jesus in every picture. Paint well, and if you paint well enough, they might ask you why you do that.” - Isaac Slade
“You’ve got 3 minutes to tell the world something. Are you going to talk to them about being wasted in your front yard because you couldn’t park your car, or are you going to talk to someone about something that could actually help them?” - Isaac Slade
Isaac: Did you throw a potato chip at me?
Joe: It was actually a Tostitos.
Isaac: Oh, a tortilla chip.
Isaac: I like it.
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“Go to a graduation party, put out a fish bowl, and you have a gold record.” - Isaac Slade
Fan: If you could choose only one superpower to possess, what would it be?
Joe: Ooh, that’s good!
Isaac: Just go down the line, I guess.
Joe: Probably to be invincible.
Isaac: Well, against everything?
Haven’t you heard of the superpower of disappearing?
Joe: Invi- oh, I’m sorry. Invisible. Sorry. Invisible. Ok, I’m gonna leave. You guys are laughing at me!
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“When you go to Scotland, men are throwing bras. I don’t even know where they get them.” - Isaac Slade
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“Isaac glows.” - Joe King
You’re stranded on an island. You can only bring one thing with you. What would you absolutely want to have?
Am I allowed to bring my wife? Surfboard.
Ben: Inflatable Rita’s ice cream cone.
It’s Not Easy Being Skinny
A poem written by Isaac Slade as a child.
“It’s not easy being skinny,
The bully makes me his goal.
And when I arise to my full size,
He pulls my underpants to the top of the flag pole.”